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Welcome to Hell

from City Croons by Little cake

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I’d like to welcome you all to Hell. You thought your friends and you, you did pretty well? But there’s no escaping, its hot and frustrating now, start contemplating your descent.
I’d like to welcome you all to Hell. You thought you tricked us, had us under your spell? You know you went wrong when you murdered that woman and left her lifeless body in the park.
Welcome my guy, you failed the test. You acted shittier than most of the rest. All you ate was bologna and you spread the coronie and you never ever cared to wear a mask.
Welcome to Hell cuz you’re a pest. We tried to save you but your life was a mess. You may not remember, but you went on that bender and karate-chopped a puppy in the neck (oh, buddy!).
We’ve been checking on your records from high schoolie, you were wicked and unruly, left your classmates in a rut. You quipped at little Julie, said that Rick was so uncoolie, and you name-called little Jake a you-know-what.
In middle school you were a prick, you hit your teacher with a stick and lived with hateful parents in the suburbs. Your mansion had all name-brands in the cupboards. Your mother hates the city cuz there’s far too much diversity….
Now your whole family’s here in Hell. You were disgusting thought that no one would tell. You shouldn’t be stumped when you voted for Trump, hey! Now snack on his rump and have some fun.
I’d like to Welcome you all to Hell. You had some ugly urges no one could quell. We weren't quite sure, then you stole your friend's girlfriend, used her as companion then threw her in a canyon. And I’m sure you’re hesitant to be our next resident but there’s no exit, anyway, and basing on your resume you’re here to stay! Welcome to Hell!

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from City Croons, released August 27, 2022

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Little cake (Ana Vafai) creates songs, and teaches music in Buffalo, NY.

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